Frank's Details:
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Member:
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2017286 |
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Gender: |
Male |
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Age: |
65 |
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Location: |
Peoria AZ USA |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Height: |
5 ft 9 in / 176 - 178 CM |
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Body Type: |
A few extra pounds |
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Hair Color: |
Salt and Pepper |
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Eye Color: |
Hazel |
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Seeking: |
A Relationship |
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Occupation: |
Prefer not to say |
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Ethnicity: |
Caucasian |
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Smoking: |
I am a non-smoker |
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Drinking: |
I never drink |
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Drugs: |
I do not use drugs |
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Zodiac Sign: |
Virgo
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About Me:
I Graduated in the upper 10% of the lower 20% of my college graduating class. I am
a graduate of The Sears Driving School . I am considered
an expert in stucco removal , a veteran in love. And an
outlaw in Peru. When I am bored , I teach fish to clean
themselves . I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail !
Children and all animals trust me. Pitbulls want me to rub
their stomachs. Have been classified a chocaholic, but I
have refused treatment. I know the exact location of all the
frozen pizza's & canned goods at my Safeway. I read the
entire works of Shakespeare in one evening. Plus had time
to go over the plans for the invasion of Wisconsin.
Furthermore in my part time I have done covert C.I.A.
operations for the USA while vacationing in Canada. I
successfully negotiated with a group of terriost that seized
a small bakery. The Laws of physics do not apply to me!
The Laws of probabilities do apply to me! The Laws of
gravity,I 'm not sure ! I can split an atom ? With a pliers
and a skillsaw. I would like to have my own area code. I have
taught myself " The Force " On weekends I let off steam
by participating in full contact oragami. I drive a buick. In
some cultures, what I do would be considered normal. As
you can tell , I like to blend in ! I am a former Mr. Antartica,
twice.A 4 time winner of the Leo Gorcey look a like contest. Furthermore I would like to go to heaven without
dyeing. I am a legend in my own mind!I hope you believe
most of this.
genetic flaw, full head of hair. Little better then average
body. I am 62 but I can read on 66 year old level.
I like to go out as well as stay at home. I
just bought a book called 1001 ways to be romantic, I can
hardly wait to try it out. Years ago I discovered the
meaning of life , but forgot to write it down . I hope your the
one that I can find the meaning of life with again! This time, I will
promise to write it down! And so it goes.
Who I Would Like To Meet:
Female
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