Dana's Details:
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Member:
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5811370 |
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Gender: |
Male |
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Age: |
58 |
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Location: |
Salem Oregon US |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Height: |
Over 6' (Over 184 CM) |
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Body Type: |
Average |
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Hair Color: |
Brown |
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Eye Color: |
Prefer not to say |
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Seeking: |
A Relationship |
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Occupation: |
Prefer not to say |
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Ethnicity: |
Prefer not to say |
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Smoking: |
Prefer not to say |
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Drinking: |
Prefer not to say |
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Drugs: |
Prefer not to say |
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Zodiac Sign: |
Gemini
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About Me:
Hi! I'm Dana. I was thinking how nice it would be to
cuddle up at night. So I went and bought one of those
body-pillows at Wal-Mart. But, no matter how much I
tried, that thing wouldn’t talk to me! And, when I got
up the next day, it just laid there. On the plus side,
morning breath was not a problem. But, this was not
enough of a plus for me. So I took it back to Wal-Mart
and got my money back. “Customer Satisfaction
Guaranteed� no questions asked! Then I took that
refunded money and went to Ross Dress For Less to see
if they had some 500 count sheets for a 250 count
price. I didn’t find any sheets that day, but I did
find three wonderful framed pieces of “fine art� (with
matching frames), a silk plant, a candle and some
little sculpture (which to this day I still have no
idea what it is). The “fine art� had kind of a jungle
feel to it (To be politically correct I should say,
“Rain Forest.�) which I was thinking would project my
virile animalistic side to any female visitors that may
wander unwittingly into my lair. Okay, so I was
daydreaming a bit. Anyway, I went to the checkout stand
with my "catch of the day." While standing there
replaying (one more time) my jungle scenario daydream I
overheard two women talking. They were laughing about
how both of them had found their true love on an
internet dating site. This really got me thinking. I
went from there to the Olive Garden, had a glass of
Chardonnay (or maybe it was two glasses) and a
“heart-attack on a plate� (or better known as Chicken
Fettuccine Alfredo). Over lunch I thought about how I
have been trying unsuccessfully to find my true love or
even just a companion online. So just when I was ready
to give up here I am with renewed vigor and hopeful
desperation. Quitters never win, right? Therefore if
you care to view or sample any of the items mentioned
in the above text (including myself) in person please
contact me immediately. I'm looking for the real thing.
No more body pillows for me! Iâ€
Who I Would Like To Meet:
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