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    Dana
58 year old Male in Salem Oregon US
58 year old Male seeking dating
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  Dana's Details:

Member:   5811370
Gender:   Male
Age:   58
Location:   Salem Oregon US
Orientation:   Straight
Height:   Over 6' (Over 184 CM)
Body Type:   Average
Hair Color:   Brown
Eye Color:   Prefer not to say
Seeking:   A Relationship
Occupation:   Prefer not to say
Ethnicity:   Prefer not to say
Smoking:   Prefer not to say
Drinking:   Prefer not to say
Drugs:   Prefer not to say
Zodiac Sign:   Gemini
About Me:

Hi! I'm Dana. I was thinking how nice it would be to cuddle up at night. So I went and bought one of those body-pillows at Wal-Mart. But, no matter how much I tried, that thing wouldn’t talk to me! And, when I got up the next day, it just laid there. On the plus side, morning breath was not a problem. But, this was not enough of a plus for me. So I took it back to Wal-Mart and got my money back. “Customer Satisfaction Guaranteedâ€? no questions asked! Then I took that refunded money and went to Ross Dress For Less to see if they had some 500 count sheets for a 250 count price. I didn’t find any sheets that day, but I did find three wonderful framed pieces of “fine artâ€? (with matching frames), a silk plant, a candle and some little sculpture (which to this day I still have no idea what it is). The “fine artâ€? had kind of a jungle feel to it (To be politically correct I should say, “Rain Forest.â€?) which I was thinking would project my virile animalistic side to any female visitors that may wander unwittingly into my lair. Okay, so I was daydreaming a bit. Anyway, I went to the checkout stand with my "catch of the day." While standing there replaying (one more time) my jungle scenario daydream I overheard two women talking. They were laughing about how both of them had found their true love on an internet dating site. This really got me thinking. I went from there to the Olive Garden, had a glass of Chardonnay (or maybe it was two glasses) and a “heart-attack on a plateâ€? (or better known as Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo). Over lunch I thought about how I have been trying unsuccessfully to find my true love or even just a companion online. So just when I was ready to give up here I am with renewed vigor and hopeful desperation. Quitters never win, right? Therefore if you care to view or sample any of the items mentioned in the above text (including myself) in person please contact me immediately. I'm looking for the real thing. No more body pillows for me! Iâ€


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