Alan's Details:
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Gender: |
Male |
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Age: |
24 |
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Singapore Singapore |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Seeking: |
Dating |
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About Me:
Dear Reader,
I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend more than 50 cents to meet him, and it shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time.
I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.
Allow me a minute to explain.
This is NOT a pitch for a 'self-help' book. This is NOT a pitch for a 'dating service' or one of those disgusting '976' numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.
So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?
Quite simply, dear reader, this is a pitch for ME!
OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.
My name is Alan Wong and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.
I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.
I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women."
Who I Would Like To Meet:
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