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58 |
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London United Kingdom |
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About Me:
To save time, I’ve pre-answered a few questions you might have about me, so here goes:
Yes, this ad is real, genuine and intended to make you smile.
No, this is not a smut-site link .
Yes, that is me in the photos, not one of my friends/my brother/a catalogue cutting.
No, I’m not a pot smoking, day dreaming layabout (fags aren’t my bag either).
Yes, I do have a profession…fashion photography… taking pics of gorgeous, long legged beauties all day long.
No, I am not into skinny, waif-like inarticulate adolescent model girls - but they are easy on the eye occasionally.
Yes, I am 6’ 3" (without lifters, thick socks or elastic tape measures).
No, I’m not looking for a nurse/housekeeper/nymphette (unless you’re really cute and your Mum’s away).
Yes, I’m looking for a potential long-term partner - without the full Samsonite collection on show (the odd sample or two is OK though).
No, I won’t fancy you more if you speak Kerd, Celtic or Swahili.
Yes, I can be bought with a glass of wine/a pint of Caffrey’s/a hot chocolate.
No, I won’t marry you so you can move from Poland (unless you’re really cute and your Mum stays in Poland).
Yes, I am very demonstrative and give fantastic back-rubs (lovers of strong fingered back-massages apply here).
Yes, I will surprise you…but only in nice ways.
No, I won’t run off with your girlfriend/dog/cat/ money/ little sister (unless she’s really cute and your Mum says it’s OK…).
Yes, I get cold easily and would love to find a full-time female windcheater to snuggle under.
No, I won’t expect to wear your thongs (I’ll stretch them).
Yes, I do hit the SNOOZE button on weekend mornings.
No, I don’t turn into an axe-swinging homicidal banshee.
Yes, my Mum was gorgeous.
No, I’m not Tom Cruise/Robbie Williams/Hugh Grant (but if you like Sean Connery I might be your man).
No, I don’t have dimples…but I do have a wicked smile.
Yes, I am a tidy person…but a little messing doesn’t hurt.
No, I’m not an aggressive, potless, uncultured Drongo
Yes, I am worth the effort, so dro
Who I Would Like To Meet:
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Alistair
