mike's Details:
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Member:
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140284 |
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Gender: |
Male |
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Age: |
31 |
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Location: |
brampton Ontario Canada |
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Orientation: |
Straight |
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Height: |
6 ft 2 in / 191 - 193 CM |
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Body Type: |
Average |
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Hair Color: |
Blonde |
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Eye Color: |
Blue |
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Seeking: |
A Relationship |
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Occupation: |
pres. of NONYA business |
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Ethnicity: |
Caucasian |
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Smoking: |
I smoke daily |
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Drinking: |
I drink occasionally |
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Drugs: |
I sometimes use recreational drugs |
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Zodiac Sign: |
Scorpio
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About Me:
MMMK..so lets start this train wreck of a online dating
profile,to be viewed and dissected ..YAYYYY :)!!!... I
love sarcasm and reactions to sarcasm..but better yet i
love when people pretend they get the joke,so you quiz
them on it(cuz u know the posers don't have a clue) and
they bomb tragically..That makes me smile(I mean
really,if you don't know..save yourself the
embarrassment of pretending you do).So what else can i
say? umm..well I suppose I should say something good
about myself..I love to talk and communicate,
Communication is the key to clarity. It leaves no room
for doubt, what ifs. Its just harsh reality, cut and
dried. It makes life MUCH more simple. I have a great
sense of humor,there's hardly anything i cant either
turn into a joke or laugh off. I do have a more serious
nature but i love to laugh,smile and joke around
ALOT,oh..I feel that I should warn,I do enjoy my Perv
moments, they don't define me, I'm not one dimensional
like that, but if material is offered for a perv twist
and play on words.I'm ALL OVER IT!! As with anything
else that could be twisted for entertainment
purposes,Word manipulation is a fun game for me, I
welcome all challengers. I also love to play pool,take
my dog for hour long walks through the forest and by
waterfronts, so peaceful, and relaxing..he loves the
Heart lake trail and Professors Lake path as well as
Norton Park. Coffee is liquid life!
Bonus points if you:
1: like sushi
2) know and love Foamy the Squirrel
3) Can banter about anything from intelligent debates
to non-sensical randomness
4) can walk on your hands while blowing a bubble as big
as your head with 5 pieces of gum lol
5) are open minded
6) Can flow with conversation, no matter where it may
go or what topic may arise
I have a very unique way of expressing myself,that most
people aren't sure how to deal with,right away.I have a
way with words lol.I'm honest to a FAULT,have a twisted
world perspective, which sometimes gets me in trouble
lol
Who I Would Like To Meet:
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mike
